do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
tumblr isn’t even a game and yet i’m still losing
It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
| friend: | let's go to a party |
| me: | i can't i'm ugly |
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
(Source: skurgs)
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali)
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
can touchscreens feel us
(Source: flitchylicious)
(Source: falsk)
